Old Wives Tales, Myths (true or otherwise)

I have a kilt.

I'll shave my legs tonight?

Charming, just charming...

And don't forget the pantyhose, and the luscious lipstick....

And the beer got to be with you, not in you!

Ok, Capt, last thing to do... once, you've done all that, we need a photo of you here, dressed in such a manner. I'll have apanel of judges making a decision= would want to marry the wrong man now, would you... would not want to end up like this...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxmkZY8cU8M"]Banned Commercial... - YouTube[/ame]
 
Charming, just charming...

And don't forget the pantyhose, and the luscious lipstick....

And the beer got to be with you, not in you!

Ok, Capt, last thing to do... once, you've done all that, we need a photo of you here, dressed in such a manner. I'll have apanel of judges making a decision= would want to marry the wrong man now, would you... would not want to end up like this...

Banned Commercial... - YouTube

You're demanding, aren't you? Not sure I could live with that... :p

I'd rather cut my balls off with a blunt rusty blade than post a pic of myself here! ;)
 
And here's Highway Man and Tankboy.

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