Old Wives Tales, Myths (true or otherwise)

[viper2007]

Camilla is a lovely woman, her ex husband was in my old Regiment.
She is very chatty, and not at all stuck up.
Charlie is a Pratt though.

Why you think she was chatty, she got rid of her husband, and is in the market for a new one... and got Charlie...

She is probably "stucked up" now... :whip:

 

[viper2007]

Hey, guys... we're suppose to talk about old wives tale, not Charlie's ol wive- though its quite scary enough...

Do Scottish people have some kind of superstition? What about you Marines? Any... forget I ask... nothing scares the Marines... except this statement- Will you marry me?

 

[BritinBritain]

Well, to each his own, I suppose. Maybe we can have ol Charlie move to your place. Just beware, he might bring ol Camille with him... then you have a problem distinguishing which is the sheep and which is Charlie's wife...

Or the sheep dog.

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Hey, guys... we're suppose to talk about old wives tale, not Charlie's ol wive- though its quite scary enough...

Do Scottish people have some kind of superstition? What about you Marines? Any... forget I ask... nothing scares the Marines... except this statement- Will you marry me?

You want to marry a Marine, Viper?

 

[Tankboy]

Is he in the Navy!!!.

 

[Capt Frogman]

You want to marry a Marine, Viper?

You called?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Is he in the Navy!!!.

Let's not go there, please!!!

 

[viper2007]

You want to marry a Marine, Viper?

If any of the Marine is willing to put on pantyhose, very short skirt, or a kilt, shave his legs, and lucsious lipstick... I might consider...!

And she has to come with a case of beer, the strongest they have...:hide:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

You called?

I'm sorry, Captain. I don't want to marry a Marine, I prefer them more rugged so I stay army :smile:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

If any of the Marine is willing to put on pantyhose, very short skirt, or a kilt, shave his legs, and lucsious lipstick... I might consider...!

And she has to come with a case of beer, the strongest they have...:hide:

You have heard how a woman can impress a man? Come naked! Bring beer! :cheers:

 

[senojekips]

Let's not go there, please!!!

Don't panic!, don't panic!,... you'd never make the selection criteria,... the Navy, (Yo Ho Ho, &etc), only takes "real" men.:smile:

 

[BritinBritain]

Don't panic!, don't panic!,... you'd never make the selection criteria,... the Navy, (Yo Ho Ho, &etc), only takes "real" men.:smile:

Or the RAF, a high degree of decorum was required, we never took ruffians.

 

[The Highway Man]

And he's too uncouth for RMP.

 

[senojekips]

Or the RAF, a high degree of decorum was required, we never took ruffians.

So,... did your Daddy know someone?

 

[BritinBritain]

So,... did your Daddy know someone?

lol, My dad was an ex pongo, I joined the RAF just to piss him off. Besides which I looked better in blue.:mrgreen:

 

[Capt Frogman]

If any of the Marine is willing to put on pantyhose, very short skirt, or a kilt, shave his legs, and lucsious lipstick... I might consider...!

And she has to come with a case of beer, the strongest they have...:hide:

I have a kilt.

I'll shave my legs tonight?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Don't panic!, don't panic!,... you'd never make the selection criteria,... the Navy, (Yo Ho Ho, &etc), only takes "real" men.:smile:

It's the "real" men of the navy that scare me! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

And he's too uncouth for RMP.

Thank feck for that!!!! :lol:

 

[Tankboy]

lol, My dad was an ex pongo, I joined the RAF just to piss him off. Besides which I looked better in blue.:mrgreen:

I bet you were excommunicated. Hehe

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

I have a kilt.

I'll shave my legs tonight?

Aww, romance and it will end up with the.....


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