The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I don't suffer from friction burns, I get the wife to do it, and no Hawkster - you can't borrow her. 
'Ello you lot.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
I don't suffer from friction burns, I get the wife to do it, and no Hawkster - you can't borrow her.
Can I borrow her? :mrgreen:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
She's either feeling guilty, has done something wrong or wants something.
Probably after something. More of THM junior!!!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
You really don't want to, she's like an untrained wild horse - I've only just got the reins on after 16 years of being together.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Probably after something. More of THM junior!!!
You should just be thankful you're getting some, what with this marriage malarkey.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
You really don't want to, she's like an untrained wild horse - I've only just got the reins on after 16 years of being together.
I like them that way, to tame a wild horse....ay caramba! :whip:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I thought you preferred the young tight wimens? :lol:
(no disrespect to Mrs HM) :angel:
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
She must have very small hands then?
Very small, just the way I like it, does away with the need for the magnifying glass.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Pelvic floor... oh Jesus that made me laugh.
As for the wimens, trust me, it's nothing to do with me not listening. It's do to with them not giving me the opportunity. And no, lads, I will not be taking advantage of them when they're intoxicated!
One of these days, I'll have a wimens, and let you all know about it. I will of course have to provide photographic proof, just so the lot of you will believe me!
As for the wimens, trust me, it's nothing to do with me not listening. It's do to with them not giving me the opportunity. And no, lads, I will not be taking advantage of them when they're intoxicated!
One of these days, I'll have a wimens, and let you all know about it. I will of course have to provide photographic proof, just so the lot of you will believe me!
You may be right there... I can never figure those guys out... :-?
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
He's the only Brit Pack member without a wimens.
At his age, there should be no excuses!
Hawky should fly over and meet 13 then get him to take him to clubs, pubs or knocking shops, then stand on a table and shout "I'M A VIRGIN, (or virgin on the ridiculous) WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY???"
I reckon he'd have his knickers ripped off of him.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Feck Hawky! I'm on the next plane, what's the name of the bar?
Hawky should fly over and meet 13 then get him to take him to clubs, pubs or knocking shops, then stand on a table and shout "I'M A VIRGIN, (or virgin on the ridiculous) WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY???"
I reckon he'd have his knickers ripped off of him.
Hawky is a virgin? Or is it 13? I am kinda confused here, gentlemen... help me out... :sarc:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Very small, just the way I like it, does away with the need for the magnifying glass.
Ah, so she blindly rummages around for it then?