Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Nothing wrong with my wife's pelvic floor.
I'm led to believe child birth stretches things.
'Ello you lot.
I'm led to believe child birth stretches things.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Hawky should fly over and meet 13 then get him to take him to clubs, pubs or knocking shops, then stand on a table and shout "I'M A VIRGIN, (or virgin on the ridiculous) WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY???"
I reckon he'd have his knickers ripped off of him.
Equally send him my way.
I'll get him fixed up with some skirt. 
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I'm led to believe child birth stretches things.
Been a long time since that, the eldest lad is 31 and the youngest was emergency c section.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
You've got an answer for everything. 
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Of course.
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Hawky should fly over and meet 13 then get him to take him to clubs, pubs or knocking shops, then stand on a table and shout "I'M A VIRGIN, (or virgin on the ridiculous) WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY???"
I reckon he'd have his knickers ripped off of him.
What a great idea, Hawky! Come over and I will take you to places where Caligula would be embarrassed.
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Feck Hawky! I'm on the next plane, what's the name of the bar?
It is not a bar, it is a geographical location. The place is known as Sweden, the deprivation of morals
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
What a great idea, Hawky! Come over and I will take you to places where Caligula would be embarrassed.
Can I join you both?
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
It is not a bar, it is a geographical location. The place is known as Sweden, the deprivation of morals
That's why the Swedish porn wimens are so good then?
(So I'm told...)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I know. :lol:
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
Equally send him my way.
A hairy arsed Jock in a kilt is not what he needs or wants.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
A hairy arsed Jock in a kilt is not what he needs or wants.
Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Can I join you both?
I don't know about that. What will Mrs. Frogman say if you are going to Sweden? Does she know about the Swedish lassies? :smile:
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
That's why the Swedish porn wimens are so good then?
(So I'm told...)
Yes, that's why. Never tasted Swedish fish dishes? :wink:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I'm led to believe child birth stretches things.
As long as you don't hear any clapping sound when a wimmen walk, it is still ok...:mrgreen:
Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.
Wait one.... the hairy arsed Jock, or the kilt?
irate2:He can always say that it is some Police exchange programme... :CG: