Military Quotes, Jokes, Mottos and Funny Stories

A huge collection of thousands of military quotes, mottos, jokes, cartoons and humor

Military Quotes and Quotations

In this category you can find over 2100 military quotes and quotations (I haven’t counted all of them yet..)
The military quotes are sorted by surnames, or sorted in several different categories like leadership, war, funny quotes, defense, peace and similar topics. In addition you can find lots of military quotes from famous persons like George Patton, Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Winston Churchill, Eisenhower, and many other famous and infamous modern and historical persons and leaders. It’s also possible to search for quotations on the site.
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Unit Mottos and Slogans
In this section you can find a collection of over 860 unit mottos, both modern and historical mottos from many countries all over the world. The unit mottos are sorted by country, branches and funny mottos.
Military Jokes, Funny Quotes, Stories and Humor
In here you can find a lot of service related jokes, funny true short stories and much more humor related content such as Cartoons, Murphys Laws of Combat jokes, funny military quotes, jokes, quotes from the Iraqi Information minister (Baghdad Bob) and much more jokes and humor related content.
Forums and Chat
We have over 21,500 members from +80 countries and 690,000 posts in our international military forum.
Discuss almost everything you want, like military history, basic training, weapons, hardware, reenactment, news and much more. You can also get help to find quotes or mottos, or post your own quotations, mottos, jokes or stories. If you are planning to join the military then feel free to post your questions or concerns in the forum.
International Forums at Military Quotes
Gear, Shopping and Gifts
In this section you can find shopping tips for items such as Uniforms, dog tags, name tapes and tags, Army Boots (Desert, Jungle, Combat etc.). We’re also planning to expand this section with more specific details and information on medals, ribbons and ranks.

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