Military Quotes, Funny Quotes, Quotations, Jokes and Mottos
A huge collection of thousands of military related quotes, mottos, jokes and humor
Military Quotes and Quotations
In this category you can find over 2000 military quotes and quotations (I haven’t counted them all..)
All of the military quotes are sorted by surnames, and/or sorted in several different categories, like leadership quotes, war quotes, funny quotes, defense, peace etc.
You can find lots of military quotes from famous persons like George Patton, Sun Tzu, MacArthur, Napoleon, Winston Churchill, Eisenhower, Sherman, and hundreds of more famous and infamous modern and historical persons and leaders. It’s also possible to search for quotations on the site.
Quick links: Quotes — Mottos — Jokes
Unit Mottos and Slogans
In this section you can find a collection of over 860 unit mottos, both modern and historical mottos, from many countries all over the world.
The unit mottos are sorted by country, branches and funny mottos.
Military Jokes, Funny Quotes and Humor
Find a lot of military related jokes, funny short stories and much more humor related content such as:
lots of Cartoons, Murphy’s Laws of Combat jokes, funny quotes, lots of jokes, quotes from the Iraqi Information minister (Baghdad Bob) and much more jokes and humor related stuff.
Forums and Chat
We have over 20,900 members from +80 countries and 680,000 posts in our international military forum.
Discuss almost everything you want, like military history, hardware, reenactment, news etc.
You can also get help to find quotes or mottos, and add your own quotes, mottos, jokes or stories.
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