Military Quotes, Jokes, Mottos and Funny Stories

A huge collection of thousands of military quotes, mottos, jokes, cartoons and humor

Military Quotes and Quotations

In this category you can find over 2100 military quotes and quotations (I haven’t counted them all yet)
All of the military quotes are sorted by surnames, or sorted in several different categories like leadership quotes, war quotes, funny quotes, defense, peace etc.
You can find lots of military quotes from famous persons like George Patton, Sun Tzu, MacArthur, Napoleon, Winston Churchill, Eisenhower, Sherman, and hundreds of more famous and infamous modern and historical persons and leaders. It’s also possible to search for quotations on the site.
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Unit Mottos and Slogans
In this section you can find a collection of over 860 unit mottos, both modern and historical mottos from many countries all over the world. The unit mottos are sorted by country, branches and funny mottos.
Military Jokes, Funny Quotes, Stories and Humor
In this section you can find a lot of military related jokes, funny short stories and much more humor related content such as: Cartoons, Murphys Laws of Combat jokes, funny quotes, jokes, quotes from the Iraqi Information minister (Baghdad Bob) and much more jokes and humor related stuff.
Forums and Chat
We have over 21,000 members from +80 countries and 680,000 posts in our international military forum.
Discuss almost everything you want, like military history, hardware, reenactment, news etc.
You can also get help to find quotes or mottos, and add your own quotes, mottos, jokes or stories.
If you are planning to join the military then feel free to post your questions or concerns in the forum.
So why don’t you register and join our 21,000 members in the forums today?
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