Military Quotes, Jokes, Mottos and Funny Stories

Unit Mottos and Slogans
In this section you can find a large collection of over 860 unit mottos, both modern and historical mottos from many countries all over the world. The unit mottos are sorted by country, branches and funny mottos.

Military Quotes and Quotations

In this category you can find a huge collection containing over 2100 military quotes and quotations (I haven’t counted all of them yet..). The quotations are sorted by surnames, or sorted in several different categories like leadership, war, famous and funny quotes. In addition to that you can find lots of military quotes from famous persons like George Patton, Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Winston Churchill, Eisenhower, and many other famous and infamous modern and historical persons and leaders. It’s also possible to search for quotations on the site.
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Jokes, Funny Quotes, Stories and Humor

This section of the site is dedicated to service related jokes, funny true short stories and much more humor related content such as Cartoons, Murphys Laws of Combat jokes, funny military quotes, jokes, quotations from the Iraqi Information minister (Baghdad Bob) and much more jokes and humor related content.
International Forums and Chat
Our international forums have over 22,000 members from +80 countries who have so far posted over 695 Discuss almost everything you want, like military history, basic training, weapons, hardware, reenactment, news and much more. We can also try to help you to find quotes or mottos, or you can post your own quotations, mottos, jokes or stories in the forums. If you are planning to join the military then feel free to post your questions or concerns in the forum.
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Gear, Shopping and Gifts
In this section of the site you can find shopping tips for items such as uniforms, dog tags, name tapes and tags, army boots and much more. We’re also planning to expand this section with more specific details and information on medals, ribbons and ranks.

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