Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...the stock market[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...computers[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...Saran Wrap[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Useful but clingy.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...horses[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...parking meters[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...fax machines[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...political campaign contributors[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...refrigerators[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...blue jeans[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...country western songs[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...computers[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...Saran Wrap[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Useful but clingy.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...horses[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...parking meters[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...fax machines[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...political campaign contributors[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...refrigerators[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...blue jeans[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...country western songs[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot. [/FONT]