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Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"
Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop
Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"
Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest
Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape
Change his name to Barod Obamavich
Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River
I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"
Uhhh...resign?
Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"
Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop
Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"
Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest
Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape
Change his name to Barod Obamavich
Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River
I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"
Uhhh...resign?