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Top Ten Martha Stewart And Emeril Lagasse Dinner Party Tips
Now thanks to Dominos 2-pizza deal, I can host a full blown dinner for 14 bucks
Run out of cream? In a pinch you can substitute Martha Stewart's white semi-gloss paint
Before cooking, lick poultry to make sure it doesn't taste "Salmonella-y"
Keep Regis away from the cooking sherry
Bam! Sorry, I always had wanted to do that
An apron is a great substitute for pants
For plump and juicy meats, inject that stuff Roger Clemens uses
Wait until dishes have been cleared before telling guests, "You just ate monkey"
Never let Jane Fonda make a toast
Whatever you do, don't invite Letterman
Now thanks to Dominos 2-pizza deal, I can host a full blown dinner for 14 bucks
Run out of cream? In a pinch you can substitute Martha Stewart's white semi-gloss paint
Before cooking, lick poultry to make sure it doesn't taste "Salmonella-y"
Keep Regis away from the cooking sherry
Bam! Sorry, I always had wanted to do that
An apron is a great substitute for pants
For plump and juicy meats, inject that stuff Roger Clemens uses
Wait until dishes have been cleared before telling guests, "You just ate monkey"
Never let Jane Fonda make a toast
Whatever you do, don't invite Letterman