82ndMechanic
Active member
Well as a lot of you know, Friday's mean weekend Safety Brief's, because Joe is helpless and needs to be told EVERYTHING.
So here we go. Your weekend safety brief! Feel free to add anything you need.
First off, if you are under 21, don't drink, if you're over 21, don't drink and drive. Don't beat your spouse and don't let your spouse beat you. Wait for half an hour after you eat to swim. Also swim with a buddy and don't swim in unauthorized areas. Don't drink and swim and don't drink and boat. It's getting hot out here so make sure you stay hydrated, and if you choose to drink, be sure you double the amount of water you drink, so you all come back on Monday for PT. Be careful out there - travel in battle buddies - people will try to take advantage of you out there - they know you are a soldier with a steady paycheck - that's both males and females - males, don't laugh - the instances of male on male love is more and more common these days...
So here we go. Your weekend safety brief! Feel free to add anything you need.
First off, if you are under 21, don't drink, if you're over 21, don't drink and drive. Don't beat your spouse and don't let your spouse beat you. Wait for half an hour after you eat to swim. Also swim with a buddy and don't swim in unauthorized areas. Don't drink and swim and don't drink and boat. It's getting hot out here so make sure you stay hydrated, and if you choose to drink, be sure you double the amount of water you drink, so you all come back on Monday for PT. Be careful out there - travel in battle buddies - people will try to take advantage of you out there - they know you are a soldier with a steady paycheck - that's both males and females - males, don't laugh - the instances of male on male love is more and more common these days...