tomtom22
Chief Engineer
New spin on an oldie but goodie! Don’t you love surprise endings! ;>)
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's ***** off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the ***** smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, It was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
:shock:
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's ***** off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the ***** smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, It was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
:shock: