Taking A Woman To Bed

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?






At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. ​
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At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. ​



At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.​



At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. ​


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At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. ​


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At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. ​


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At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! ​



At 78 -- What story??? ​
What bed??? Who the hell are you???​


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