Shortest Fairytale Ever

A better story by me, Patriotreturns and behemoth79

I put it all together and it will hence forth be known as the best fairy tale ever so it shall be written so it shall be done.

a guy asked a girl to marry him.
she said "yes"
they had their little house on the praire with the little white picket fence and their national average 2.2 kids
And then a tornado came and took the 2.2 children to OZ! :twisted:
Its a real colorful town that oz! :mrgreen:
Then Oz was run over by orcs from Mordor :firedevi: :twisted:
yeah but the little hobbit frodo fixed it all!
and then were wisked away to the center of a firebombing campaign
and they all died
and went to heaven and were happy! :lol:
And Armegedon came and God enlisted them as Gabreal's holy warriors.
The End. Best fairy tale ever. And not so short either! :rock:
 
Here is the long version of it.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
 
tomtom22 said:
Here is the long version of it.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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But he was lonely and had no one to cook and clean for him!
 
AmericanSweetheart said:
But he was lonely and had no one to cook and clean for him!
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But life was peaceful all the same.


2.2 children huh? Wonder how one would care for .2 of a child...
 
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