"Shit happens"

nice, I have had moments like that before. I was on a hike and I thought i had found a nice place to go, somewhat hard dirt but a a rock just ahead of me for a sheild...I was set. I squated down started that ever so annoying process and low and behold 5 people came up over the rock. I guesses that the rock must have just been some sort of imovable obstacle.....in the middle of the trail! Man I didn't even move for these people either I just sat there and gave them dirty looks and siad what you lookin at? and let them just pass by. :lol:
I was drunk one night and some buds of mine told me to take a crap in the middle of an intersection....so I did...guess who's uncle shows up to come home early