Mark Conley
Active member
Just to see if we can really remember all the gags ever pulled on us. If you guys can remember more, write em down before they are lost due to technological advances...
For the Air Force: Do you remember when your sergeant or officer ever had you....
Get 50 feet of flightline?
Get A couple of gallons of propwash for the plane?
Go to the flight line kitchen to pick up the lunches driving a jammer? (A noisey, low slung bomb loading cart that goes about five miles an hour, tops).
hold the black wire and dont touch the white wire because it would kill you? (Electrical back shop workers, take note).
Make you Airman in Charge of the Honey Cart? ( that fragrant, often leaking tank they used to get the sanitary waste from an aircraft.)
Get at least 20 1030 wood rods from the civil engineering welding shop? (you cant arc weld wood).
Tell you to speak up real loud around the colonel, as he was hard of hearing from all the jet noise he'd been exposed to? (they aint that hard of hearing..)
Return a phone call from Col. Harlan Sanders concerning an environmental problem with his office? (The local KFC was not amused).
Respond to a dangerous spill of dihydrogen oxide in the squadron operations center? (Hope you remembered your mop and bucket for the water).
help fly the plane with the two strings in that came out of the cockpit, while the pilot went to the planes restroom? (only seen this done once, but it was highly effective).
There are many more out there. lets see how many we can round up.
For the Air Force: Do you remember when your sergeant or officer ever had you....
Get 50 feet of flightline?
Get A couple of gallons of propwash for the plane?
Go to the flight line kitchen to pick up the lunches driving a jammer? (A noisey, low slung bomb loading cart that goes about five miles an hour, tops).
hold the black wire and dont touch the white wire because it would kill you? (Electrical back shop workers, take note).
Make you Airman in Charge of the Honey Cart? ( that fragrant, often leaking tank they used to get the sanitary waste from an aircraft.)
Get at least 20 1030 wood rods from the civil engineering welding shop? (you cant arc weld wood).
Tell you to speak up real loud around the colonel, as he was hard of hearing from all the jet noise he'd been exposed to? (they aint that hard of hearing..)
Return a phone call from Col. Harlan Sanders concerning an environmental problem with his office? (The local KFC was not amused).
Respond to a dangerous spill of dihydrogen oxide in the squadron operations center? (Hope you remembered your mop and bucket for the water).
help fly the plane with the two strings in that came out of the cockpit, while the pilot went to the planes restroom? (only seen this done once, but it was highly effective).
There are many more out there. lets see how many we can round up.