I remember those dog turds disguised as sausages slavered in axle grease we used to get in tins in the 12 man Rat Packs.
On one exercise our troop Sargeant tried to boil them like hot dogs without taking the lard off first:shock::shock:
I was on a training course once when the dozy cook got his steak and kidney pies mixed up with the fruit pies.
Steak and kidney with custard, yum yum!
And as for his baked potatoes!
He didn't wash them before cooking them (If putting them in the oven for 10 minutes counts as cooking!)
So when we plopped the lump of grease, he called margarine, in them, we got an oily, muddy puddle on our plates!
That's the closest I've ever come to being charged with Mutiny!
The SSM told us if we didn't stop complaining about the food, the cook, a civvie, would walk out and leave us without anyone to cook for our course.
In unison, forty of us shouted "GOOD!"