jillyz12
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'Bless me Father,
so you
'You're very tight
and
for I have sinned.
I have
I have
been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little
Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was
the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to
ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner
or later
so you
may aswell tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa
Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina
Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy
Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo,
then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest
sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight
lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned
But you've sinned
and have to atone.
You
You
cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now
Now
you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back
to his pew,
and
his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you
'What'd you
get?'
'Four months
vacation and five good leads.'