Own A Musket For Home Defense

[Delta]

Own a musket for home defense,
Since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four ruffians break into my house,
"What the devil?" I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

Blow a golf ball size hole through the first man
he's dead on the spot.
Pull my pistol out on the second man,
miss him entirely and hit the neighbors dog cause it's smooth-bore.

I have to resort to the cannon on the stairs loaded with grapeshot,
the sound and extra shrapnel makes cars go off
Fix bayonet and charge the fourth man,
he bleeds out waiting for the cops to arrive
since triangular stab wounds are able to be patched.

Please know that I don't remember how this went.

 

[The Highway Man]

I'm thankful I live in a country where firearms are the exception rather than the norm.

 

[Delta]

I'm thankful I live in a country where firearms are the exception rather than the norm.

If I broke into someones house and they called me a "Ruffian" then I'm walking out. Ain't nothing there worth my time.

 

[The Highway Man]

I'm 6 foot tall, and 280lbs, no one who breaks into my house is walking out unaided.

 

[Delta]

I'm 6 foot tall, and 280lbs, no one who breaks into my house is walking out unaided.

So if I broke into your house right now what would happen?

 

[The Highway Man]

Make sure your last will and testament is in order.

 

[Delta]

Make sure your last will and testament is in order.

What if I brought a Panzer? Or bombers?

 

[The Highway Man]

I am a former military police officer, courts custody officer and nightclub bouncer, I know so many different ways to ruin your day painfully and make it look like an accident.

 

[The Highway Man]

You wouldn't have time to get your finger on the trigger, the element of surprise will take care of that.

 

[Delta]

Make sure your last will and testament is in order.

Bringing my Lawyers just in case

 

[The Highway Man]

You'll need them, remember the British saying - an Englishman's home is his castle.

 

[Delta]

Conveniently I happen to be right out side your house with a panzer

 

[George]

I'm 6 foot tall, and 280lbs, no one who breaks into my house is walking out unaided.

hence the saying God didn't make Man equal, but Col. Colt did!

 

[Delta]

You'll need them, remember the British saying - an Englishman's home is his castle.

I am a former military police officer, courts custody officer and nightclub bouncer, I know so many different ways to ruin your day painfully and make it look like an accident.

So if I steal a german Stuka and bomb your house, you can defend that?

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Conveniently I happen to be right out side your house with a panzer

Watch out! The Limes are driving on the wrong side of the road

 

[Delta]

Watch out! The Limes are driving on the wrong side of the road

Just a few more body counts. And with "Ghost Division" playing

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Just a few more body counts. And with "Ghost Division" playing

Be careful around the British. It is easy to think they are polite gentlemen with their afternoon tea with scones.

 

[Delta]

Be careful around the British. It is easy to think they are polite gentlemen with their afternoon tea with scones.

Eh, I mean America beat them twice. How hard could I be.

 

[The Highway Man]

Continue telling yourself that, we may be a small nation but we're ferocious, read about the British Empire to see how we used to be. Your troops were warned about getting on the wrong side of British troops in Germany.

 

[Delta]

Continue telling yourself that, we may be a small nation but we're ferocious, read about the British Empire to see how we used to be. Your troops were warned about getting on the wrong side of British troops in Germany.

We beat you with muskets.