Nice ways to describe your loss of manhood

Mark Conley

Mark Conley

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I'm a big fan of spider robinson by the way

Here are a few of my favorite ways in which to describe the loss of a man's second most important attribute...

If a wizard lost his ability...would he be disenchanted?

If a minister lost his ability.... would he be defrocked?

If a lawyer lost his ability...would he be disbarred?

If a Tuna Fish lost his ability...would he be deboned?

If a male priest lost his ability...would he be disavowed?

anybody else got anymore out there? :D
 
If a train engineer lost his ability... would he be derailed?

If an electriction lost his ability... would he delighted?

:)
 
If a musician lost his abiliity... would he be denoted?

If a cowboy lost his ability... would he be deranged? (I was gonna say somethin bout Redneck but I think I'll stay away from there ;) )

If a model lost his ability... would he be deposed?

If a tree trimmer lost his ability... would he be debarked?
 
If a writer lost his ability... would he be described?

If a school teacher lost his ability... would he be degraded? Or would he be detested?

If a water salesman lost his ability... would he be dehydrated?

If Saddam lost his ability (which I doubt he had in the first place).. would he be demilitarized?

If an illegal immigrant lost his ability... would he be deported?

If a dog lost his ability... would he be detailed?

Yea I really don't have anything better to do. ;)
 
I've got a couple, even if they are kind of dumb.


If a Pilot lost his ability....would he be grounded?

If an Infantryman lost his ability.....would he be disarmed?
 
now you get the idea... :D

it just has to be...if a writer lost his ability...would he be described? oh wait we used that one darn! :?


My favorite one has to be the tuna fish..would he be deboned?
 
I got one!

If a Chinaman lost his ability... would he be disoriented?

:lol:


This one gets my gold star for the most creative so far... :D
 
Lilmissflamethrower said:
A garden? :shock:
Click to expand...

Yes, a garden.

A group of flowers arranged in an estetically pleasing fashion.

Dictionary.com - gardens Grounds laid out with flowers, trees, and ornamental shrubs and used for recreation or displa
 
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