Jack Bauer (24) facts

[Mikefrombelgium]

jack bauer is a tough guy, but nobody is tougher than chuck norris

question, wich season is 24 currently playing in the USA?

 

[A Can of Man]

Season 7. Almost over though.

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

 

[03USMC]

Jack Bauer invented military issue toilet paper. It's just like him.

It's rough

It's tough

and don't take chit off nobody.

 

[-- Dusty]

Huh......I'm 03. The individual you are responding to is Team Infidel.

I ain't sayin' nuthin'! :lol:

 

[Team Infidel]

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[pixiedustboo]

nobody is tougher than chuck norris

+1......................................

(Jack is cuter though).

 

[sky2979]

+1......................................

(Jack is cuter though).

I second that....especially as a Vampire, :twisted:...he looks super hot ...LOL

 

[KJ]

Jack Bauer once bitchslapped a terrorist in the backside of the face..

 

[A Can of Man]

Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

 

[pixiedustboo]

Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

ROTFL!!!

THIS is my favorite one by far!

 

[Mikefrombelgium]

hahahahahaha this tread is full of win :d

 

[A Can of Man]

Jack Bauer is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Jack Bauer as an "Assault Weapon". Jack maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting, and is quite safe to have around families.

But statistics don't lie.

 

[Mr.Brown]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack blew up the F**king candle stick