Home Made Cartoons

I was getting a little to creative. I thought green would be a nice change. I't didn't work.

I wouldn't say it didn't work as we really don't know what a vampire would look like if it was real.
Artistic license would say if there was nothing real to compare them to they can be any colour you like.

Alternatively you could argue their last victims worked in a copper mine and this was just a basic reaction to the metal or that they were Martian blood suckers.
Always go to a dog if you want the truth.

Could never have a bath with the last dog I had as he would be in there barking at the plughole before you knew what was happening.

On the other hand there was always something funny hearing the wifes screams as a 40kg Dobermann landed in her lap.