hey i am ashley

[Capt Frogman]

No I am trying to drag you away from the door!

I thought we agreed to the 6 day rule? After six days if she still shows interest THEN you can go work your "cough cough" "MAGIC".

Six days have past?

 

[Yossarian]

Six days have past?

Maybe in your time zone!:lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Maybe in your time zone!:lol:

Stand back and watch the Frogman magic in action!

 

[viper2007]

I´m not quite so sure. My friends say that I have a perverted sense of humor.

I´m bad to the bone :firedevi: but for the right guy, I´ll do anything

And that... is exactly what is needed in the establishment I am going to run... we will make Hotel California sound like a childcare compared to what I have in mind...

Freyja, anything is fine by me...:cheers:

 

[viper2007]

see just like a guy.. went out with my friend last night (rob) got him a girl and he got her number... found a guy i was into he wouldnt be my wingman.... he left with the girl i got for him.... men

Men, we don't need no stinking men... (in a Mexican accent...)

What you need is a gentleman!

 

[viper2007]

I don't have a perverted sense of humour, I'm just perverted.:mrgreen:

Ahhh.... spoken like a true Englishman...

And guess what? Me, too!:shock:

 

[viper2007]

I won´t date a Marine. Oddballs, the lot of you. :horsie::smil:

Show us

Only on the surface I think.
I believe you are the perfect British gentleman when it comes to it.

I imagine you a bit like the Major in Fawlty Towers. :smil:

1. You are right about Marines, date a Nurse- we are patient people...
2. I second about showing the butt- we nurses love butts, good for sticking needles!
3. I have always said that senior gents are a good catch...

 

[ashleyrenee590]

noooooo

:drunkb:

Six days have past?

a life time has passed


ps: thanks my hand smells weird (jk)

 

[Freyja]

ps: thanks my hand smells weird (jk)

Then be careful when you pet a cat - it might think your hand was a fish.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Then be careful when you pet a cat - it might think your hand was a fish.

The thought of "fish" also crossed my mind too! :lol:

 

[ashleyrenee590]

nope im straight only mess with guys so no fish

 

[Capt Frogman]

nope im straight only mess with guys so no fish

Being straight doesn't prevent you from playing with yourself! :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

Behave dirty boy!!! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'm just getting warmed up. I haven't even got started yet!

 

[The Highway Man]

Targets will fall when hit (upon) in your own time - carry on.

 

[Yossarian]

Targets will fall when hit (upon) in your own time - carry on.

Since when was being in your own time a rule?

 

[ashleyrenee590]

i got a toy for that

 

[Yossarian]

i got a toy for that

Oh my....

The box is opened now.

 

[Freyja]

Ladies, Start Your Engines!

 

[BritinBritain]

That would make someone's eyes water.:shock: