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viper2007 said:
Freyja, you've been watching Predator one too many times, girl.

If you ask me, that schmuck deserved it.

You could also told him "Go Ahead, make my day...!"- in Pashtu. of course...:9mm:
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I find his lack of manners.....

Disturbing.:shock:

For Freyja had altered the deal... Pray she does not alter it any further!
 
viper2007 said:
Gee thanks, buddy, but in this case I'll take my chances....

Never tried frozen underwear before... never had the chance of meeting Xena in person... Freyja would do just nice... better, perhaps!:santam16:
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That's the last time I put my life on the line for you then "buddy"! :box:

Don't look to me to help you when you find yourself naked and tied to a lamp post or whatever Freyja does to you! :p
 
Freyja said:
This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told him that if he violated me a second time, then I would personally drill him a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.
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That´s the way to do it. It´s the only thing they respect - cash settlement! :viking:

You could have spoken Danish and the message was still understood. ;)
 
Capt Frogman said:
That's the last time I put my life on the line for you then "buddy"! :box:

Don't look to me to help you when you find yourself naked and tied to a lamp post or whatever Freyja does to you! :p
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Or tied naked onto the the disk at a gay bar and then I'll shout: "the buffet is open" 8-)
 
NP8901 said:
That´s the way to do it. It´s the only thing they respect - cash settlement! :viking:

You could have spoken Danish and the message was still understood. ;)
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I was thereafter known as the White Witch by the Afghans :mrgreen:
 
Freyja said:
This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told him that if he violated me a second time, then I would personally drill him a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.
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If all Nordic girls were like you back in the Viking Age, then I better understand why the Vikings spread fear and terror wherever they went. :viking:
 
girl, i have just the bar, they got poles on the bar and they do drags shows and three men have gotten laid and many gay marriages and drag shows there...lets tag team im
 
Capt Frogman said:
That's the last time I put my life on the line for you then "buddy"! :box:

Don't look to me to help you when you find yourself naked and tied to a lamp post or whatever Freyja does to you! :p
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Aww, don't be sad... a man has to take his chances sometime in his life...

:jump::jump::jump:
 
Freyja said:
Or tied naked onto the the disk at a gay bar and then I'll shout: "the buffet is open" 8-)
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Gee, never tried that before...

You can be pretty imaginative if you really want to, Freyja... I like that...

Thats why if I ever to open an entertaintment establishment-thingy, you will be my director of programmes... It will be a real crowd puller...:pray:
 
Capt Frogman said:
Yes!!! That'll learn him! :D

I just hope for Vipers sake that Highway Man isn't in the bar that night!! :shock:
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All this is reminding me of the scene from the "Police Academy" where the two recruits went into a gay bar by mistake...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3m2ATiomY"]The Blue Oyster - YouTube[/ame]
 
Freyja said:
I bypassed 42RM :wink:

This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told him that if he violated me a second time, then I would personally drill him a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.
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I wish I had seen that, it would have really made my day. I would have been so excited I might even have bought you a beer.:drink:

viper2007 said:
White Witch? They seemed to know you pretty well, then... :-P
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Its a pity you couldn't turn the bugger into a frog.

Froggy said:
If all Nordic girls were like you back in the Viking Age, then I better understand why the Vikings spread fear and terror wherever they went. :viking:
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Good lor no, If she had invaded England we would have invited her in for a cup of tea.
 
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