hey i am ashley

[Freyja]

psh please redheads are the best

Danish guys would love you - we are too many blondes here.

 

[viper2007]

Viper, consider your answer - remember what happened to the Afghan policeman.

Uh Oh.... I have been warned.... :crybaby:

That Afghan policeman squeezed your boobs- all I did was drool over your photo...! :smil:

 

[viper2007]

It´s always that time with some women.

Some women? You tell which women went through that period (pardon the pun) smiling and laughing?

 

[viper2007]

aye aye, being a redhead has its benifits! guys LOVE redheads

Does it matter whether its a redhead, a blonde, or a brunette...?

What matters is this- is this girl gonna love me, care for me, take care of me- essentially be my love slave for the rest of her life? :read:

 

[viper2007]

Dead man walking!

Been called many things and names... but never dead!:rambo:

 

[BritinBritain]

Danish guys would love you - we are too many blondes here.

Can never have too many blondes, more the merrier.

If I visited Denmark I would definitely get arrested for dribbling in public.

 

[Yossarian]

Danish guys would love you - we are too many blondes here.

The rest of the world seems fighting to get in just because of that reason.

Oh society these days.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Listen to me and listen very carefully, my good friend....

What ever happens, I will always be behind you... :read::read::read:

I'm honoured!

I've got your back, Jack.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Dead man walking!

You'll have to get past me first! :horsie: :hide:

 

[Capt Frogman]

That Afghan policeman squeezed your boobs

That's bad because....?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Can never have too many blondes, more the merrier.

Amen to that brother! :rock:

If I visited Denmark I would definitely get arrested for dribbling in public.

You need to get out more!

 

[The Highway Man]

Bugger off, you'd lend him your spare dribble guard.

 

[Freyja]

You'll have to get past me first! :horsie: :hide:

I bypassed 42RM :wink:

That's bad because....?

This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told him that if he violated me a second time, then I would personally drill him a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.

 

[Freyja]

Can never have too many blondes, more the merrier.

If I visited Denmark I would definitely get arrested for dribbling in public.

You´ll be surprised what´s legal in Denmark :mrgreen:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Bugger off, you'd lend him your spare dribble guard.

Indeed. I'm still waiting for you to return it though?

 

[Capt Frogman]

I bypassed 42RM :wink:

42RM's only a youngster though!

This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told him that if he violated me a second time, then I would personally drill him a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.

Good on you girl! :rock: You show 'em!

 

[ashleyrenee590]

and in it for the win

 

[Yossarian]

and in it for the win

Can't argue with that.

May the world tremble in light of this unstoppable will to greatness that people like us possess!

 

[viper2007]

You'll have to get past me first! :horsie: :hide:

Gee thanks, buddy, but in this case I'll take my chances....

Never tried frozen underwear before... never had the chance of meeting Xena in person... Freyja would do just nice... better, perhaps!:santam16:

 

[viper2007]

:wink:

This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told him that if he violated me a second time, then I would personally drill him a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.

Freyja, you've been watching Predator one too many times, girl.

If you ask me, that schmuck deserved it.

You could also told him "Go Ahead, make my day...!"- in Pashtu. of course...:9mm: