Here's another for you all to laugh about!

We just rule the sports of tennis, track cycling and motorsports to name but a few. :D

Hmm... let me see...

Tennis:

Roger Federer.
Rafael Nadal.
Novak Djokovic.
Hell, even bloody John McEnroe. (You've got to be kidding me!)
And then, there's Andy Murray!

Track cycling:

A whole bunch of people who I can't be arsed to find the names of, but safe to say, they're not Scottish! :)

Cycling:

Although he's a lying, cheating, stealing, drug-taking, you-know-what. Lance Armstrong.
Bradley Wiggins.
Other riders *Who're probably Scottish*

And that will be all! ;)
 
Hmm... let me see...

Tennis:

Roger Federer.
Rafael Nadal.
Novak Djokovic.
Hell, even bloody John McEnroe. (You've got to be kidding me!)
And then, there's Andy Murray!

Track cycling:

A whole bunch of people who I can't be arsed to find the names of, but safe to say, they're not Scottish! :)

Cycling:

Although he's a lying, cheating, stealing, drug-taking, you-know-what. Lance Armstrong.
Bradley Wiggins.
Other riders *Who're probably Scottish*

And that will be all! ;)

Tennis - Andy Murray - world number 3

Track cycling - Sir Chris Hoy - Hoy is an eleven-time world champion, six-time Olympic champion and a winner of a total of seven Olympic Games medals, six gold and one silver. Hoy is the most successful Olympic cyclist of all time.

Motorsports - too many to list

May I refer you to this: :D

http://www.rampantscotland.com/know/blknow_sports.htm

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Scotland
 
What's big, Scottish and depressing?

No, not HWM... :p (Sorry mate, only joking!)

Scotland. ;)

1-1? :D
 
A girl with a fantastic figure started talking to me at a bar.

"Are you a student?" she asked me.

I said, "Yes,"

"That's great," she added. "What are you studying at the moment?"

"Your tits." I replied.

True story, bro. :D
 
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