Here's another for you all to laugh about!
I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
Hawky, you are on a roll.... don't stop... :jump::jump::jump:
And that, is what she said! :angel:
Except that she didn't use "Hawky." Because I'm not a masochist who likes to use powerful nicknames. "Hawky" just isn't a powerful enough nickname... I'll have a think on that. Anyway, in keeping with my "rolling start"... 
I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. He asked, "What's this for?"
"A pay rise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. He asked, "What's this for?"
"A pay rise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Except that she didn't use "Hawky." Because I'm not a masochist who likes to use powerful nicknames. "Hawky" just isn't a powerful enough nickname... I'll have a think on that. Anyway, in keeping with my "rolling start"...
You can't use Capt Frogman either, despite how successful it is!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
You remind me of a young me Hawky, and I can assure you that's a good thing!
Ah I see! I'll have to think of something a bit more... creative.
The wife is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty.
It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door.
Why don't you just use "Hawk"?
Thats cool enough, for me...
irate2:You can't use Capt Frogman either, despite how successful it is!
How macho is "Capt Frogman"? :roll:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I don't know, I've never met him personally.
I don't know, I've never met him personally.
Then you should consider yourself a most fortunate man indeed, Sir!
I mean, what are you going to do with a "superhero" that goes... Ribbit! Ribbit!.. How cool is that...?:whip:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Why don't you just use "Hawk"?
Thats cool enough, for me...
What about "Hawkster"?
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I don't know, I've never met him personally.
Well stop avoiding me and actually be in work every once in a while!!!!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Well stop avoiding me and actually be in work every once in a while!!!!
Don't you swear at me!!! 4 letter words indeed!!! - work!!! :shock: