FOO-Bar and SnaFOOD Grill

[Tankboy]

Maybe we could do a daisy chain next time.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Maybe we could do a daisy chain next time.

I'm not sharing you with any one! :lol:

 

[Tankboy]

I'm a giver, not a taker.

 

[The Highway Man]

Get a room you pair of mincers! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

You going to join us Highway Man?

 

[Tankboy]

He can be piggy in the middle

 

[Capt Frogman]

He can be piggy in the middle

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

Nah, the 2 piggies will be on the outside.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Nah, the 2 piggies will be on the outside.

So you are going to join us then?

 

[The Highway Man]

I'll give it a miss, I was army not navy. :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

That didn't bother you last time?

 

[The Highway Man]

There was never a first time, my arse is exit only - this is the sign on the back of my undercrackers!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

this is the sign on the back of my undercrackers!!!

You clearly haven't noticed that I've stuck a new sign on?

 

[The Highway Man]

My arse is not that big that you can sneak up and attach a new sign.

 

[Tankboy]

Like a Liverpool rosette I heard xx

 

[Capt Frogman]

My arse is not that big that you can sneak up and attach a new sign.

Just you keep telling yourself that!

I've just noticed you've changed your sign now that Tankboy has surfaced:

 

[Tankboy]

Squeal like a pig boy, weeeeet.

 

[The Highway Man]

Come on then, get your guitar out.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Come on then, get your guitar out.

Pervert.

Honestly, none of us needs to see that. Not even me.... :lol:

 

[42RM]

I went in one last week, I didn't know it was one

I went to the loo,

There was a sign on the wall it said " Beware of Poofs"

There was a sign on the toilet door it said "Beware of Poof's"

There was a sign on the floor, I bend down to look at it, it said "You've been warned twice ouch!

And never ever ask for chocolate creampie in a Poof´s bar