FOO-Bar and SnaFOOD Grill

[The Highway Man]

Ya can keep ya gnashers off my critters, they're not for eating, you'll make my grandson unhappy.

 

[m551sheridan]

all this talk about Gerbils and Rabbits got me to thinking about tomorrows lunch

a good old fashion Chef Salad......

 

[Capt Frogman]

all this talk about Gerbils and Rabbits got me to thinking about tomorrows lunch

a good old fashion Chef Salad......

Get out!!!!! This is no place for healthy greenery!!! :whip:

 

[42RM]

Is this a Poof's bar?

 

[The Highway Man]

BLOODY SALAD!!!!! I'll have you know I didn't get this party barrel stomach from eating salad!!!!! :cens::cens::cens:

 

[NP8901]

I went in one last week, I didn't know it was one

I went to the loo,

There was a sign on the wall it said " Beware of Poofs"

There was a sign on the toilet door it said "Beware of Poof's"

There was a sign on the floor, I bend down to look at it, it said "You've been warned twice ouch!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Is this a Poof's bar?

I bloody well hope not!! Whatever next, glasses of water?

 

[Capt Frogman]

I went in one last week, I didn't know it was one

I went to the loo,

There was a sign on the wall it said " Beware of Poofs"

There was a sign on the toilet door it said "Beware of Poof's"

There was a sign on the floor, I bend down to look at it, it said "You've been warned twice ouch!

Didn't the fact that there were loads of gheyers mincing about give you a clue?

 

[Capt Frogman]

BLOODY SALAD!!!!! I'll have you know I didn't get this party barrel stomach from eating salad!!!!! :cens::cens::cens:

Oh I don't know. I'm rather partial to chips when I sin and have a salad...

I'm also rather partial to salad with my double/triple cheese burger...

:sorry:

 

[The Highway Man]

all this talk about Gerbils and Rabbits got me to thinking about tomorrows lunch

a good old fashion Chef Salad......

Steady on old bean, this isn't the Officer's Mess you know.

 

[The Highway Man]

Oh I don't know. I'm rather partial to chips when I sin and have a salad...

I'm also rather partial to salad with my double/triple cheese burger...

:sorry:

I'm partial to more chips with my chips!!

Just to clarify for our American cousins, when us Brits say chips, we mean nice chunky chips not fries.

and not crisps like you guys call them.

 

[NP8901]

Didn't the fact that there were loads of gheyers mincing about give you a clue?

One said his name was Jolly Jack and they all looked like matelots to me.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Steady on old bean, this isn't the Officer's Mess you know.

Anyone serving that up in the mess would be walking back to the kitchen wearing it!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'm partial to more chips with my chips!!

Just to clarify for our American cousins, when us Brits say chips, we mean nice chunky chips not fries.

and not crisps like you guys call them.

Chunky chips or fries, I'm not fussed. I'll eat either!

They taste even better when smoothered in cheese and salad cream! :cheers:

 

[Capt Frogman]

One said his name was Jolly Jack and they all looked like matelots to me.

Easy mistake to make. (So I'm told! )

 

[BritinBritain]

I bloody well hope not!! Whatever next, glasses of water?

Even worse, Watneys Red Barrel.

 

[The Highway Man]

All this talk of salad has made me feel quite nauseous, so I've had to go out and get my blood fat topped up again.

 

[USAgirl]

Hi Tankster

Hi Tank! I made it!!

I am a new member, thanks for the invite but something tells me that tea time takes on a new meaning around these parts:drunkb:

I have been away traveling or I would have stopped by sooner.

I hope you are well and my best to J aka Wanda

PS...you have one of those cookies to go with my tea:smile:

 

[Capt Frogman]

All this talk of salad has made me feel quite nauseous, so I've had to go out and get my blood fat topped up again.

Accompanied with brown sauce I hope?

That looks very familiar! It's not from Morrisons is it?

 

[The Highway Man]

Of course it had brown sauce. It was from my local Co-Op. - 60p a slice.