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We are very partial to our tea, we make some cracking commercials selling the stuff.

PG Tips UK Commercial (c.1971) - YouTube

(Best Version) PG TIPS "MONKEY and AL...IT'S THE TASTE" - YouTube

WANNNNNNNNNNNNDA You HAVE to watch these....... :-)

I'm thinking I better get some vittles out too............

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You been made aware of our liking for tea, the more refined Brits amongst us also are very partial to a nice cream tea with a nice bone china cup and saucer and a lovely scone with fresh cream and jam. ;)

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You been made aware of our liking for tea, the more refined Brits amongst us also are very partial to a nice cream tea with a nice bone china cup and saucer and a lovely scone with fresh cream and jam. ;)

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I can see making up a batch of those scone thingies...... but the fancy tea set??? Been a bachelor for to long to bother with the likes of that... that be more in Wanda Womans corner.

hell, before I became crippled I oft times just opened up a can and ate chow commando style... saves doing dishes and such... yepper, a good o'can of

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a plastic spoon and call it good to go ----- :-)
 
Shania... have been in love with that gal for a long time....

here, on the house too

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and some extra

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and some

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enjoy

oh, and here.......... but ya got to pay for this

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You know how to make a lady feel right at home. Thank your love, Wanda. I know she's the one doing all the right stuff. (with your help ofcourse)
Two shots hit the spot perfectly, and what a beautiful bottle:-P I'll sit it on my vanity just for the cozy feeling it pours into my room. Memories... :angel:
 
Well, I don't know if this saying is true or not.

But,

"Either you can be sober and feel like **** all the time" Or, "Stay wasted and simply **** all the time".

Either way, this joint is gonna be in paper no doubt. Best of luck to your prime cut establisment.;)
 
You know how to make a lady feel right at home. Thank your love, Wanda. I know she's the one doing all the right stuff. (with your help ofcourse)
Two shots hit the spot perfectly, and what a beautiful bottle:-P I'll sit it on my vanity just for the cozy feeling it pours into my room. Memories... :angel:

well Sarah........ me and these Brit boys heard rumors about tequila and we was just wondering if they were true...

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may me and the boys offer you another small libation?

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OK, I'm starting to get the hang of this different time zone... so, figure I best make up breakfast for y'all

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BUT, you're going to have to tolerate one of ours one morning... beans?

{{{ Pssst, Wanda.... these boys have some peculiar ways about them }}}
 
OK, I'm starting to get the hang of this different time zone... so, figure I best make up breakfast for y'all

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BUT, you're going to have to tolerate one of ours one morning... beans?

{{{ Pssst, Wanda.... these boys have some peculiar ways about them }}}

Nearly there Tank, but you forgot the fried tomatoes, mushrooms, chips (French fries to you lot), we always have two eggs, at least 4 rashers of bacon, a slice of fried bread, three slices (minimum) of crusty fresh bread three inches thick and a pint (imperial measure) mug of tea.:mrgreen:
 
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See, now I knew you all were going to jump on me because of the coffee, but it was so nice! :-D

You see, I don't drink coffee; I'm a tea drinker but I never have any one to drink it with. I also try to keep the coffee going at the other place, especially for the Tankster, but I have to admit it is nice to see some tea drinkers.

Usually I get told I'm drinking something like dish water from the sink.

So for you, here you go.....

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See, now I knew you all were going to jump on me because of the coffee, but it was so nice! :-D

You see, I don't drink coffee; I'm a tea drinker but I never have any one to drink it with. I also try to keep the coffee going at the other place, especially for the Tankster, but I have to admit it is nice to see some tea drinkers.

Usually I get told I'm drinking something like dish water from the sink.

So for you, here you go.....

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I actually showed this to my wife... She said - awww, that is so nice....
and I said, "Yeah, I am glad you are in agreement. I want this for breakfast every morning and afternoon tea..."

The doctor said the skull X-ray did not really show any signs of fracture...
 
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Making tea is a bit of an art.

Before a teapot is used, it is left overnight with very strong tea inside so it gets a coating, then and only then should it be used.

One puts a teaspoonful of tea (none of this teabag rubbish) into a warmed tea pot for each person and one for the pot and allowed to infuse to a sufficient strength.

Milk is then added to the bone china cup BEFORE the tea, then after the tea has been poured sugar cubes (none of this loose sugar rubbish) are added using Sterling silver sugar tongs. One must never drop the sugar cubes into the tea so it splashes, this is regarded as awfully bad manners and highly uncouth.

A Stirling silver spoon is put alongside the cup in the saucer, the person receiving the tea stirs the tea anti clockwise 12 and a half times, NEVER EVER clockwise, that's communist!

When drinking the tea the pinky of the hand hold the cup must always point outwards. The person drinking the tea must ALWAYS compliment the host as to the superb quality of the tea and politely ask what brand she or he uses.

Tea must never be slurped or sucked through ones teeth, but gently sipped in a lady like or gentlemanly manner.

If one feels the need to pass wind, excuse yourself, go out into the garden, then making sure no one is watching, let rip. Then you may rejoin your host.
 
Making tea is a bit of an art.

Before a teapot is used, it is left overnight with very strong tea inside so it gets a coating, then and only then should it be used.

One puts a teaspoonful of tea (none of this teabag rubbish) into a warmed tea pot for each person and one for the pot and allowed to infuse to a sufficient strength.

Milk is then added to the bone china cup BEFORE the tea, then after the tea has been poured sugar cubes (none of this loose sugar rubbish) are added using Sterling silver sugar tongs. One must never drop the sugar cubes into the tea so it splashes, this is regarded as awfully bad manners and highly uncouth.

A Stirling silver spoon is put alongside the cup in the saucer, the person receiving the tea stirs the tea anti clockwise 12 and a half times, NEVER EVER clockwise, that's communist!

When drinking the tea the pinky of the hand hold the cup must always point outwards. The person drinking the tea must ALWAYS compliment the host as to the superb quality of the tea and politely ask what brand she or he uses.

Tea must never be slurped or sucked through ones teeth, but gently sipped in a lady like or gentlemanly manner.

If one feels the need to pass wind, excuse yourself, go out into the garden, then making sure no one is watching, let rip. Then you may rejoin your host.
Wanda Woman is going to love you for this *wee* bit of education...... we have a mutual friend who will enjoy also........ gonna have to get her over here also...
 
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