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In Africa sometimes you have to take a rifle with you to the toilet.
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In Africa sometimes you have to take a rifle with you to the toilet.
Its a leopard Viper, Cheetahs are more skinny.
I had a series of photographs somewhere, where a fella is going to a long drop toilet in the bush, you see him going in, then next shot is the bloke running out with horror on his face, the 3rd shot is a male lion coming out of the toilet after the fella.
I don't think he needed the toilet after that, but he needed a change of underwear and trousers.
Its a leopard Viper, Cheetahs are more skinny.
I had a series of photographs somewhere, where a fella is going to a long drop toilet in the bush, you see him going in, then next shot is the bloke running out with horror on his face, the 3rd shot is a male lion coming out of the toilet after the fella.
I don't think he needed the toilet after that, but he needed a change of underwear and trousers.
Or maybe it has detected a beaverThe leopard is only waiting for her turn to do her natural things
Or maybe it has detected a beaver
All cats like the smell of fish
I will await the swift hook kick that is inbound to your jaw.:lol:
I await her response.
She´s a mermaid.?All cats like the smell of fish
No, it means she's high on omega 3 and should be eaten immediately.
She´s a mermaid.?
This is something you got to ask I3BrigPvSk, dear. There is some Sacndanavian culture that I am trying to adapt, and failing miserably...:m16shoot:
If it looks like a leopard, sounds like a leopard, then it is a leopard. If it smells like a fish and looks like a fish, it is a fish. If it smells like a fish and looks like a mermaid, then it can be two things, a mermaid or a bridal shower. If smells like a fish but looks like a beaver, then it most definitely a beaver.
Viper; to adapt to the Scandinavian culture is so easy. You have morals? Delete them and you are adapted to the Scandinavian culture
Viper; to adapt to the Scandinavian culture is so easy. You have morals? Delete them and you are adapted to the Scandinavian culture
I have been told I have the morals of an old Tom Cat, so I am well geared up and prepared. Now where's my airline timetable????? Bugger, I think the missus hid it.
If that is Scandanavian way of looking at it, then I have been a Scandanavian all my life! :shock::shock::shock:
Then what the hell am I doing in Singapore...? :jump::jump: