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[The Highway Man]

Get yourself across to Scotland and spend a weekend out on the town with me.

Bring a spare liver!!!! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to, shove your hand up his kilt and grab a handful, if he's got a quarter pounder he's a McDonald.

 

[Capt Frogman]

So Scottish, I can see a chronological pattern emerging here. First the Scots invented whisky, it went downhill from there (probably down from the highlands) as we all know the ideas we get when we are drunk aren't that great after all, so at this time, the kilt emerge. Further down the hill, they came up with golf. Being drunk, wearing a kilt, and spend the whole day playing golf when it's raining. I think I nailed it quite well now

You really need to visit Scotland and see it for yourself!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Bring a spare liver!!!! :shock:

Yes, highly advisable!

 

[Capt Frogman]

You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to, shove your hand up his kilt and grab a handful, if he's got a quarter pounder he's a McDonald.

Shove your hand up my kilt and you'll grab a whopper.

But you already knew that eh.

 

[The Highway Man]

and it was cold!!! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

So were your hands! :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

I soon warmed both though.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Yes, best not talk about that though! :lol:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

You really need to visit Scotland and see it for yourself!

Sure, it will be a linguistic adventure. Is there any time of the year when it's not raining?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Sure, it will be a linguistic adventure. Is there any time of the year when it's not raining?

It's rained once in the past 2 weeks!

 

[The Highway Man]

Yeah, for 14 days.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Yeah, for 14 days.

Usually yes, but it's been as dry as a camels crack.

 

[Tankboy]

That's your summer sorted!.

 

[Capt Frogman]

That's your summer sorted!.

I'm a bit more optimistic than you!

 

[Delta]

There's no "Scatland" *said in best American accent*

Nah I can say Scotland Correctly.