*corrupt a wish*

[behemoth79]

wish granted. :whip: :whip: :whip:


i wish the axis had won WWII

 

[rotc boy]

you are taken prisoner and made to work at a salt mine for the rest of your life

i wish i was 10 feet tall

 

[Padre]

wish granted. :whip: :whip: :whip:


i wish the axis had won WWII

SOMEBODY CALL A MOD, my wish wasn't corrupted, MOD ! MOD !

:read:

 

[behemoth79]

wish granted. :whip: :whip: :whip:


i wish the axis had won WWII

SOMEBODY CALL A MOD, my wish wasn't corrupted, MOD ! MOD !

:read:

your wish was corrupted. your intentions were to get rich. i corrupted it by granting your wish.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

haha ok buddies lets stay on topic..

some guy said he wishes to be 10 feet tall..

ok, granted but ur so big that u hate ur life and committ suicide :shock:


I wish I could meet Napoleon

 

[Rob Henderson]

You meet him and he headbutts you in the balls.

I wish I could end world hunger.

 

[CDTGaticaW201]

Everyone becomes obese and eventually die of health complications.

I wish I didn't procrastinate homework so damn much.

 

[CAP Cadet Burrichter]

Instead the world makes you hunger and poor.

I wish I had a llama :lol:

 

[MightyMacbeth]

hah, u get a pencil and write llama

I wish I could be like Napoleon

 

[Missileer]

hah, u get a pencil and write llama

I wish I could be like Napoleon

You wear child's size uniforms and the Russians beat hell out of you.

I wish I had more vacation time.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u do, but in that vacation, ur worst nightmares take place


I wish people were not dumb

 

[Missileer]

You are locked up in an insane asylum.

I wish I could get better gas milage.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

believe it or not..there wont be something called such, cause now u have a donkey..no gas, just water


I wish I had an army just like Napoleons

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

Your Army is raised, but soon turns against you
I wish I was dumb

 

[Rob Henderson]

You become too smart for your own good and everyone exiles you to an island in the Pacific.

I wish had a faster computer.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

its soooo fast that it makes u go crazy


I wish the poster below me to have a nice day

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

I have a great day but you, in return, are sent to Haiti.
I wish I was more of a geek.

 

[Navy Boy]

If you were you would be playing star wars in your back yard.
I wish I were in Japan.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u drop in the Japan of the 1500's. Seeing that u are an outsider, they decapitate u.

I wish the next poster nice dreams ^_^

 

[CAP Cadet Burrichter]

I have wonderful dreams but you have nightmares about llamas

I wish I had a plane.