Mark Conley
Active member
lets start a little down home area for converted nursery rhymes (not perverted nursery rhymes...)
Rules for this is simple:
Take the original childs nursery rhyme, and either update it for modern times, or slightly twist it to make it funny.
No swear words allowed. you can be creative and good without being nasty or potty mouthed.
No really graphic descriptions regarding adult type topics, but the topic is okay. (see example).
My Contribution(s):
Mary Had A Little Plane
Its color was all Yeller:
And everywhere that Mary went
She followed her propeller!
Mary had a Little Lamb
A little Beef, a little Ham:
Some Sardines and of course, some Spam
Tiss food that makes one grow.
Her dinning partners were surprized
To see her selections and their size
It made them want to avert their eyes
when down her throat it did go.
now children eyes are it seems
bigger then their stomach dreams
and when they carried Mary Out in screams
her Face was white as snow.
This is Jack. :mrgreen:
This is the house that Jack built.
This is the cash that paid for the house that jack built.
These are the Girls that brought in the cash that paid for the house that Jack built.
these are the gents that went for the girls that brought in the cash that paid for the house that Jack built. (you kind of get the picture here about an adult subject?)
Let put the whole converted nursery rhyme together....
This is the man...why its Jack gone Straight!
Now Sharing a fortune, a vast estate!
That went to the wife, a widow now
That fired the gun that went Pow Pow!
That ended the scene of the boundless lust!
That swayed the judge so stern and just!
That tried the woman
That was busted by the Cop
That trailed the gents
That went for the girls
That brought in the cash
That paid for the house that Jack built.
PM me for the full rhyme on this one.
You guys are on your own. Good luck!
Rules for this is simple:
Take the original childs nursery rhyme, and either update it for modern times, or slightly twist it to make it funny.
No swear words allowed. you can be creative and good without being nasty or potty mouthed.
No really graphic descriptions regarding adult type topics, but the topic is okay. (see example).
My Contribution(s):
Mary Had A Little Plane
Its color was all Yeller:
And everywhere that Mary went
She followed her propeller!
Mary had a Little Lamb
A little Beef, a little Ham:
Some Sardines and of course, some Spam
Tiss food that makes one grow.
Her dinning partners were surprized
To see her selections and their size
It made them want to avert their eyes
when down her throat it did go.
now children eyes are it seems
bigger then their stomach dreams
and when they carried Mary Out in screams
her Face was white as snow.
This is Jack. :mrgreen:
This is the house that Jack built.
This is the cash that paid for the house that jack built.
These are the Girls that brought in the cash that paid for the house that Jack built.
these are the gents that went for the girls that brought in the cash that paid for the house that Jack built. (you kind of get the picture here about an adult subject?)
Let put the whole converted nursery rhyme together....
This is the man...why its Jack gone Straight!
Now Sharing a fortune, a vast estate!
That went to the wife, a widow now
That fired the gun that went Pow Pow!
That ended the scene of the boundless lust!
That swayed the judge so stern and just!
That tried the woman
That was busted by the Cop
That trailed the gents
That went for the girls
That brought in the cash
That paid for the house that Jack built.
PM me for the full rhyme on this one.
You guys are on your own. Good luck!
