I don't need it either, tanky - the decrepit old fart is more likely to need it than me. I'm younger than tanky and CF.
I am a fraction younger.
Pte Parts has no problems getting on parade.
Yet you're the bald grandad....
It's just a shame he's impossible to spot!
Step grandad, and I shave my head as I'm too tight to buy shampoo and conditioner.
I've had no complaints.