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[The Highway Man]

Never mind the quality, feel the width!

 

[BritinBritain]

I keep telling people it is not the size, it is the performance, dear...

Most men will argue on this point- I always tell them this simple anology- have a you seen a super sports car that is the size of a tank?

Why do you think men going around telling wimmen they just met "Say hello to my little friend!!"?

During one of our weekly dances on Wattisham one of my mates was getting pretty heavy with a nurse in the back seat of his car when she asked, "Who's Fred your mates keep warning me about?" He replied, "Your holding him."

 

[Capt Frogman]

Wimens always want length, not width.

 

[viper2007]

Never mind the quality, feel the width!

You are suppose to use the "other" head, good buddy! :sarc:

 

[viper2007]

Wimens always want length, not width.

You may have been mixing with wimmen who are "shallow"?

 

[Capt Frogman]

You may have been mixing with wimmen who are "shallow"?

Probably. :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

Believe me, once they get the width, they're not bothered about length. :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Believe me, once they get the width, they're not bothered about length. :shock:

Mrs Highway Man you mean?

 

[The Highway Man]

In one.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'm sure I could convert her.... :angel:

 

[ashleyrenee590]

actually some guys are big and pencil width and others are like hotdog and the best arnd guys who are not jerks and know how to use them . its more so about the love then anything.

 

[Capt Frogman]

What do you prefer then Ashley? Width or Length? :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

In the words of the great Royston (Chubby) Brown, mine's like a blind cobbler's thumb.

 

[Capt Frogman]

In the words of the great Royston (Chubby) Brown, mine's like a blind cobbler's thumb.

Sure you want to admit to that? :shock: :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

That's a wrinkled old carrot. My cobbler has got bigger gnarlier fingers than that.

 

[BritinBritain]

What do you prefer then Ashley? Width or Length? :lol:

I knew a fella who got chucked out of a brothel in Germany, the girls reckoned he was too big. Mind you he was hung like a freeking donkey.

 

[ashleyrenee590]

a woman never shares.... but depends

 

[viper2007]

a woman never shares.... but depends

Smart answer, girl!

You can always tell guys this-

"I do not do one night stands. I am a sophisticated woman. I conduct auditions. If you are no good- don't expect a call..."

Hows that? :idea:

 

[ashleyrenee590]

yea.. dont want to add numbers though so my x and i have a understanding

 

[Yossarian]

actually some guys are big and pencil width and others are like hotdog and the best arnd guys who are not jerks and know how to use them . its more so about the love then anything.

Gimmee your number I lost it, (frogman know's what I mean).

D@mn homebrew! lol