Would you remarry?




 
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Would you remarry?
 
May 16th, 2007  
Fox
 
 

Topic: Would you remarry?


Would you remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "$h!t"
May 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
oops.........
May 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahahaha!!!
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Would you remarry?
May 17th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
ROFLROFLROFL!
May 17th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Good joke, Fox!...........but this is what I'd do:


May 21st, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Hahahahahahahha!!! I would NEVER!!! marry again....hell no..lol..
May 21st, 2009  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Oh...ouch. lolol.
May 21st, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pixiedustboo
Oh...ouch. lolol.

Pixie..don't marry..... please, don't ever consider doing it....
May 21st, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
Busted......
May 21st, 2009  
A Can of Man
 
 
Big time.... oh man....
 


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