Would you remarry?

Would you remarry?
May 16th, 2007  

Topic: Would you remarry?

Would you remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "$h!t"
May 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel
May 17th, 2007  
Would you remarry?
May 17th, 2007  
May 17th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Good joke, Fox!...........but this is what I'd do:

May 21st, 2009  
Hahahahahahahha!!! I would NEVER!!! marry again....hell no..lol..
May 21st, 2009  
Oh...ouch. lolol.
May 21st, 2009  
Originally Posted by pixiedustboo
Oh...ouch. lolol.

Pixie..don't marry..... please, don't ever consider doing it....
May 21st, 2009  
May 21st, 2009  
A Can of Man
Big time.... oh man....

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