| |
October 2nd, 2006
| Post 1 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Would You Remarry?Would You Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Oh s**t
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
|
|
October 2nd, 2006
| Post 2 |
| Forum Brat | Soooooooo busted!!!!!!!! LOL That's great!!
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
|
|
|
October 3rd, 2006
| Post 3 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Woah! News Flash! |
|
|
|
October 3rd, 2006
| Post 4 |
| Cadet Moderator  | Some things you just don't say.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
|
|
|
October 3rd, 2006
| Post 5 |
| Milforum Idol | AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I think perhaps the wife had a feeling...Who else brings up golf clubs when talking about death?...
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
|
|
|
October 3rd, 2006
| Post 6 |
| Milforums Spamkiller | That's a good one.
__________________ |
|
|
October 7th, 2006
| Post 7 | |
| Chief Engineer |  Quote:
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  | |
|
|
|
October 9th, 2006
| Post 8 |
| Godfather | HeHe.. I like this one. |
|
|
|
October 10th, 2006
| Post 9 |
| Primus Pilus | Learn when to just stop talking.
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
|
|
