Well, that put a smile on my face! (All Hail Fred!)

I saw Hitler walking into Ben & Jerry's in Burlington, Vermont in 1972.

I saw Hitler on Southpark... oh, wait, sorry, that was Cartman.

I first thought the Americans had captured Hitler and hidden him on the moon during the supposedly abandoned Apollo 13 mission.

However, I now know all this is incorrect, since the Americans never really landed on the moon!

NO one can prove that he died! But no one can prove he didn't either! If I am not wrong, he shpuld have died. It's been many years since WWII!

Originally Posted by perseus

I first thought the Americans had captured Hitler and hidden him the on the moon during the supposedly abandoned Apollo 13 mission.

However, I now know all this is incorrect, since the Americans never really landed on the moon!

A classic! You forgot the Freemasons, however. Those guys are keeping his brain alive using alien technology. If you are worried about the aliens, see the following website:



http://www.stopabductions.com/main.htm

Originally Posted by Ollie Garchy

A classic! You forgot the Freemasons, however. Those guys are keeping his brain alive using alien technology.

Actually, the Freemasons are an integral part of Fred's organization, with direct links to the secret order of knights that are working for him.

HAA! Ok, now I know!

Originally Posted by Missileer

I saw Hitler walking into Ben & Jerry's in Burlington, Vermont in 1972.

Are you sure it wasn't Elvis?

Originally Posted by tomtom22

Are you sure it wasn't Elvis?

Oh I know it wasn't Elvis, he was waiting outside on his Harley. I think Adolph brought him a quadripple dip with bacon strips.