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You might note that in Australia, no one actually eats shrimp, we eat "prawns". Shrimp are small almost translucent fresh water crustaceans used only for bait, but the word was used in the ad for the benefit of American tourists who call prawns, "shrimp". Oh,... and only those with a private education say daaance, chaance etc., and we take the p!ss out of them too. |
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People putting on fake accents or talk using "Gansta" speak wind me up.
Went to a white European lad who had been assaulted. I asked what happened and I was told: "He dissed ma *****. So I goes to him to get some respect but him and is blood slap me up. I gonna shank da...... etc etc." His mobile rang and he then answered "Oh father! It was awful! I've been assaulted. The Paramedics are here now and I may need to go to hospital." I asked, again for an explanation as to what had happened, but in real English please. |
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Purchasing a new laptop with the virus protection, firewall, you name it and a few days later having 5000 "issues" show up at the bottom of the page. Pop ups while I'm watching a video or reading an interesting story. Internet shutting down suddenly for no reason, then finding out you can buy a small box, hook it up to your tv and "play computer" right off your tv set. But---you're not really willing to do that either as the last thing you want is to be watching television and have a warning of a terrible contagious virus spreading among the commercials.
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The other phrase I had pasted on the file I used when I was a case manager for a local hospital- basically what we do is that we planned their discharge the day they got admitted, and to manage their follow-up treatment (how nasty can you get?)- was this- "The only easy day was yesterday...". This was something I picked up from a SEAL book that I read sometime back- I think... |
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