Time for your weekend safety briefing!




 
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Boots
 
July 29th, 2005  
82ndMechanic
 

Topic: Time for your weekend safety briefing!


Well as a lot of you know, Friday's mean weekend Safety Brief's, because Joe is helpless and needs to be told EVERYTHING.

So here we go. Your weekend safety brief! Feel free to add anything you need.

First off, if you are under 21, don't drink, if you're over 21, don't drink and drive. Don't beat your spouse and don't let your spouse beat you. Wait for half an hour after you eat to swim. Also swim with a buddy and don't swim in unauthorized areas. Don't drink and swim and don't drink and boat. It's getting hot out here so make sure you stay hydrated, and if you choose to drink, be sure you double the amount of water you drink, so you all come back on Monday for PT. Be careful out there - travel in battle buddies - people will try to take advantage of you out there - they know you are a soldier with a steady paycheck - that's both males and females - males, don't laugh - the instances of male on male love is more and more common these days...
August 2nd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
always wear a condom or at least carry one, only talk to ugly women/men when all else has failed
August 2nd, 2005  
wife of lips
 
 
buy a pet and stay clear of trouble
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Boots
August 2nd, 2005  
implicature
 
 
if your're not coming back for Pete's sake at least call and let us know so that we can start the paper work!!
August 2nd, 2005  
82ndMechanic
 
Don't sweat the petty things...

and Don't pet the sweaty things.


Also, if you are at the zoo, don't pound on the glass for the gorilla exhibit. It only makes them angry.

And don't wear sandals. If the animals get free, it is very hard to run.
August 3rd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Cut to the chase and go ugly early (cos lets face it you will end up with them anyway)
August 3rd, 2005  
wife of lips
 
 
Do unto others before they do unto you.

JUST KIDDING
August 3rd, 2005  
Irishone
 
 
Be good and if you can't be good be careful... and if you can't be careful buy a pram.
January 14th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
January 31st, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
Always wear MOPP 5 and if you are going to go AWOL, please clean your gear, leave it on your bunk and tell the admin clerk