Shortest Fairytale Ever - Page 3




 
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Boots
 
May 5th, 2005  
Shaan14
 
wow what a co incidence on sunday i heard that exact joke told by my uncl.
May 7th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: A better story by me, Patriotreturns and behemoth79


I put it all together and it will hence forth be known as the best fairy tale ever so it shall be written so it shall be done.

a guy asked a girl to marry him.
she said "yes"
they had their little house on the praire with the little white picket fence and their national average 2.2 kids
And then a tornado came and took the 2.2 children to OZ!
Its a real colorful town that oz!
Then Oz was run over by orcs from Mordor
yeah but the little hobbit frodo fixed it all!
and then were wisked away to the center of a firebombing campaign
and they all died
and went to heaven and were happy!
And Armegedon came and God enlisted them as Gabreal's holy warriors.
The End. Best fairy tale ever. And not so short either!
March 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Here is the long version of it.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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Boots
March 6th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Here is the long version of it.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
But he was lonely and had no one to cook and clean for him!
March 6th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
this is a pointless joke.
March 6th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
who cares if its pointless got nuttin else to do
March 7th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
But he was lonely and had no one to cook and clean for him!
But life was peaceful all the same.


2.2 children huh? Wonder how one would care for .2 of a child...
March 8th, 2006  
Locke
 
 
hire a nanny who only worked part time!
March 8th, 2006  
deerslayer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
Its a real colorful town that oz!
and it was quiet at home for a few hours.