A man went to the store the other day, and he was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When he came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So he went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy how about giving a guy a break?"
The Officer ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
The man called the cop a "Nazi."
The cop glared at the man and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So the man called the Officer a piece of horse s*#t.
The Officer finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more the man abused the Officer, the more tickets he wrote.
Finally the Officer yelled, "Just keep it up buddy, you'll be paying these off well into the next century!"
The man replied: "I don't give a damn, my car is parked around the corner."
When he came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So he went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy how about giving a guy a break?"
The Officer ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
The man called the cop a "Nazi."
The cop glared at the man and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So the man called the Officer a piece of horse s*#t.
The Officer finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more the man abused the Officer, the more tickets he wrote.
Finally the Officer yelled, "Just keep it up buddy, you'll be paying these off well into the next century!"
The man replied: "I don't give a damn, my car is parked around the corner."
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