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November 17th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Joys of RetirementWorking people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in George Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog  .He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a . I came into town by bus.I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age. 
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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November 17th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Have you been spying on me, Bulldogg, that was my favorite sport? 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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November 18th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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