Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in George Street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog .

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a . I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

Have you been spying on me, Bulldogg, that was my favorite sport?

Already been done

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