
In a bit of a bad mood here, just had to get ten stitches, so that's going to cost me an arm and a leg.

Too bad I don't fall under the Army's insurance yet.
Answers:
1) Lynch & Co., under the command of a CPT King, mismarked their map and ended up taking the wrong highway, which caused them to end up in Nasariyah (I know it probably ain't spelled right), which was still in enemy hands. When CPT King realized his mistake, he turned the convoy around and retraced his exact route through the city, at which point they were ambushed and CPT King left to seek the aid of a Marine armored unit down the road. The Iraqis killed several of our people and captured several others, including Jessica Lynch and Pfc Miller, a bonafide hero who saved the lives of many of his comrades by singlehandedly taking out a mortar position that was trying to fire on Lynch and several others hiding behind an overturned truck.
2) The whereabouts of Jessica Lynch and the bodies of five of our soldiers was communicated to our forces by an Iraqi civilian, and an operation was mounted to retrieve them, which went off without a hitch, as the hospital they were in was undefended.