AikiRooster
Tube Monkey USMC
1.. You call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you.
2. You believe that a "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for arrest.
3. You have wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide: Getting it right the first time."
4. When you mention "vegetables," you're not talking about the food group.
5. You have difficulty differentiating between counsel and client.
6. You think that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict.
7. You believe that the goverment should require a permit to reproduce.
8. You know that the real purpose of your job is "to get back in the car."
9. You know what "POPO" stands for.
10. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
2. You believe that a "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for arrest.
3. You have wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide: Getting it right the first time."
4. When you mention "vegetables," you're not talking about the food group.
5. You have difficulty differentiating between counsel and client.
6. You think that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict.
7. You believe that the goverment should require a permit to reproduce.
8. You know that the real purpose of your job is "to get back in the car."
9. You know what "POPO" stands for.
10. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
