Bet we could raise some REAL BUCKS selling tickets. Would be worth a shot. And if we can get a camera crew there, we could sell commercial time. Whata ya say Redneck, then me an you could go on Jerry Springer!

Only if I can bring my bat so me and Jerry can play a round or two of "Don't Get Smacked in the Head" afterwards.

OK, and I'll collect Steve Beads while you're busy doing important stuff.

run away, it's redneck, armed and dangrous...

If I didn't know better, I would say that is my cue to swoon.

Is it because I put the ARRRR! in Army?

I thought I did that? Oh well, Redneck, if you want to claim it, by all means go right ahead!!

(PSSSST...guys with the white coats...he's right over here on that horse.)

should this be split into a "Rednecks sanity" discussion?

Probably so...or "The Therapists Couch" so that we can be all inclusive.