thats a funy movie... i haven't seen it in 4eva.. but its hilariuos

the most fun I've had pickin up a girl was actually when I was the wingman. My friend wanted to introduce himself to this cute girl at a bar, but he didn't know how..so me being the kickass friend I am, we decided to do the whole Top Gun Maverick/Goose thing...I thought it would bomb, but EVERY SINGLE MILITARY PERSONNEL in that bar started goin along with it...needless to say, he got the chickk

dude... they're like midevil!!!!

I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.

Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.

How about this:

You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.




Girls like jerks, right?

Its honest....

Aww, Dang, Redneck.. Where are that hunter inside of you?

You can't scare them off, and if I didn't know you and you said that to me when I would be on a club, pub, bar I would like try to beat your ass..

But problaby I would loose quite hard with you just holdng my hands..

Wait wait!

I can still kick.. So now, where is that sensitive area?

Major,where is that horsy from?

Haha, nah, you still couldn't win. My tactic when I'm fighting females is to run away, and I'm pretty fast.

That horsey is from a searh with Google.

hmmm... i have better ways to get back at guys