213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army - Page 6




 
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Boots
 
February 11th, 2009  
Mark Conley
 
 
I have to admit...every time someone brings this one up from the bowels of the humour section...it still brings tears to my eyes after laughing so hard.

Skippy must have been...one heck of a soldier.
February 11th, 2009  
rattler
 
 
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18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.
Refering to this (marshalling)? Ah, the powers that be... No heart for charity...:

Germans, Spanish, Italian, Dutch... all boring, Brits win big time, as always since 1033 (1:30+ in the vid, so bring a little patience...)! Go!, Dean Tabreham! "That´s how it should be done" !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tzd-Qa3CFI

Oh, and if you want to know why the bloke ducks/kneels down at the end of his act:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCRExNiKdOI

Enjoy,

Rattler
June 11th, 2009  
Redcell
 
 
I saw this on another website and I loved it this is the best thing ever. skippys list is tha bomb
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Boots
June 15th, 2009  
Mr.Brown
 
I stopped reading this my third time because i had to post this lol, i mean i can picture this going on lol


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102. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war".
October 21st, 2009  
VikingDevilGirl225
 
 
****ING HILARIOUS!!!!

It applies to all branches too...it's great...
October 22nd, 2009  
John Lydon
 
 
I bet Skippy would have made fire watch go by MUCH faster!!!!
October 23rd, 2009  
captiva303
 
 
hmmmmm.....
i like!
March 20th, 2010  
ArtilleryMarine
 
i laughed so hard i pissed myself
April 11th, 2010  
Anna42
 
 
how could you do all that and not get discharged
April 16th, 2010  
brinktk
 
 
This is awsome...oh the things soldiers will do to pass the boredom.

He's a grunt, that's how he didn't get discharged. Grunts see the world a little differently than the rest of the world!