213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army - Page 4




 
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Boots
 
September 15th, 2005  
FutureDevilDog
 
 
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29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 16th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
LOL, this one is always fun to revisit
September 16th, 2005  
xander
 
 
Gosh damn that was funny

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Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.
lol

i think ill try this one next time i take drill

Quote:
Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around"
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Boots
September 17th, 2005  
Shadow Hunter
 
 

Topic: Re: 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US A


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Originally Posted by FutureRANGER
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8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

22. Must never call an SAS a '******'.

26. Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean I have been promoted three more times than you'.

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.


124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

130. 'I'm drunk' is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke .

206. Not allowed to get shot.
These are so funny I made all of my AFJROTC group laugh with these. These are the funniest IMO
September 18th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
theyre all great, every time i read em.....
October 8th, 2005  
Topgunjn1
 
 
I've read the list 3 times now its hilarious!! i especially love these 2

198. Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions.

205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")
October 25th, 2005  
usmarinepsycho007
 
Laughed until the tears came because I am say "In Accordance with the prophesy" when asked a question or when I am asking the question...Opps. LOL...This is great. I love it!
October 26th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: Re: 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US A


Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow Hunter
Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureRANGER
Quote:

8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

22. Must never call an SAS a '******'.

26. Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean I have been promoted three more times than you'.

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.


124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

130. 'I'm drunk' is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke .

206. Not allowed to get shot.
These are so funny I made all of my AFJROTC group laugh with these. These are the funniest IMO
November 5th, 2008  
ATC_Padre
 
174. Furby is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, its actually DOD policy).

is this one seriously true??? but very good post might not be in the armed forces but ill have to try some of these with my ATC staff
November 6th, 2008  
mocco
 
 
.............. mate, they're way funny.............