LMFAO ROFL That is friggin hillarious! Some of that stuff sounds like things I'd do LOL Oh man that was the funniest thing today.

That was one of the funniest things i've ever heard

22. Must never call an SAS a '******'.

But.... it's so fun!

Will you have my babies?

ironically, I had already read all of these before I came here and saw them... one of the seniors in my JROTC brought it in.

Originally Posted by Redleg

1. Redleg is not allowed to read this in his office...

2. Redleg is not allowed to scam any of the Forum Members with milbucks.
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks.

Originally Posted by nulli secundus

2. Redleg is not allowed to scam any of the Forum Members with milbucks.
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks.

Would you stop talking about taxing milbucks? He was joking, but don't remind him about it all the time..... He might actually consider it.

I know he was joking, so am I.

My God, that's a long, but hilarious read.

^_^

Go Skippy! XD

HILLARIOUS


170. Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions.

LOL!!!!!!!! Oh man...

181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.



151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'




136. Shouting 'Let's do the village! Let's do the whole f***ing village!' while out on a mission is bad.

LMAO

112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".

Damn straight

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

lol It can kill!

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

Haha, Take that officers!


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