213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
August 28th, 2004  
Focus Fate
 
LMFAO ROFL That is friggin hillarious! Some of that stuff sounds like things I'd do LOL Oh man that was the funniest thing today.
August 29th, 2004  
Jason Bourne
 
That was one of the funniest things i've ever heard
August 30th, 2004  
Damien
 
Quote:
22. Must never call an SAS a '******'.

But.... it's so fun!
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Boots
August 31st, 2004  
Mwashu
 
Will you have my babies?
August 31st, 2004  
Damien
 
ironically, I had already read all of these before I came here and saw them... one of the seniors in my JROTC brought it in.
August 31st, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
1. Redleg is not allowed to read this in his office...
2. Redleg is not allowed to scam any of the Forum Members with milbucks.
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks.
September 1st, 2004  
1217
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by nulli secundus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
1. Redleg is not allowed to read this in his office...
2. Redleg is not allowed to scam any of the Forum Members with milbucks.
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks.
Would you stop talking about taxing milbucks? He was joking, but don't remind him about it all the time..... He might actually consider it.
September 1st, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
I know he was joking, so am I.
September 4th, 2004  
WilsonMatthewDavid
 
My God, that's a long, but hilarious read.

^_^

Go Skippy! XD
September 30th, 2004  
A Can of Man
 
 
HILLARIOUS


170. Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions.

LOL!!!!!!!! Oh man...

181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.



151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'




136. Shouting 'Let's do the village! Let's do the whole f***ing village!' while out on a mission is bad.

LMAO

112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".

Damn straight

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

lol It can kill!

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

Haha, Take that officers!


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